And hobnail boots?
You haven't heard of them? They're a heavy duty work boot with round-headed nails covering the soles from heel to toe. I remember them fron the UK when I was a kid... the sound was awesome when a few dozen workers were walking in unison into work places.
Those'll put a dent in your in your tush. Unlees of course you like that sort of thing
Nah, not really! I prefer a feather duster, don't you? 
