...or my (plump but Adonis-like) body?
Hilarious,more like it. Always runnin Hot,and Passion to spare.
Phew, that's a relief... that it's NOT for my (plump, breaking down in places all over) body.
Yeah, that's a major disappointment even to me, and I wouldn't want to go disappointing you now, would I??
I am curious, however! This love affair we've got going on here, I hope it's not just because I'm half-way around the World and can keep my 'barks' to myself??? Like, um, if I was right next door, would you pop over for a quicky coffee, only if you had a gas mask and a straw... or would you just steer clear to avoid being overcome by fumes instead of my charm???
Took your advice and put on something more comfortable. Guess what color it is
Um, let me see! See-thru pink to show your femininity? See-thru red cos you're feeling a little wikkid? See-thru black cos it's your fav colour... or a pinky-purple towelling nightie with STOP signs front and back to prevent lecherous old farts like me from getting any kinky ideas????