One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part in the story where the first little pig was tyring to gather building materials for his home.
She read: "And so the little pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said" Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my home?"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said " I think he said... 'Holly Crap! a talking PIG!'
The teacher was unable to finish the story for the 10 minutes.
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