once upon a time an indian boy and his father were sitting around the campfire talking.
"dad" said the boy "why is my sister named running deer"
"well son" replied his father "she is named that because when she was born a deer ran past the tee pee"
"ok" replied the boy "and why is my brother named flowing waters?"
"because he was born on the side of a river" replied father
"anyway, why do you ask two dogs fu****g"