It was breakfast time and the wife asks her husband if he'd like bacon and eggs on toast with grilled tomatoes and mushrooms.
"No; he replied: "Couldn't eat a thing. Must be the Viagra.
Come lunch time she asks if he'd like a couple of toasted ham and cheese sandwiches.
"No thanks," he replied: "I think it's the Viagra."
At dinner time she asks if he'd like a nice Porterhouse steak with all the trimmings and apple pie foe dessert.
"I'm sorry, love, but I just am not hungry... it's the Viagra.
Supper time comes along and she asks if he'd like some Chinese food.
By now he's getting impatient with all the food questions and asks her to stop asking: "Look, love, I just don't want to eat right now."
"Well in that case," she retorts: "get off cos I'm fechen starving."
