During an English Class the teacher asked her students to use a sentence with the word fascinate.
Young Jenny comes up with: "My sister loves horses and is fascinated with riding."
" No, young Jenny, not quite;" replied the teacher: "you added a d."
Then little Angela has a go and says: "My sister loves cooking and watching our mother bake things truly fascinates her."
"No, No, little Angela, you added an s, and we don't need one."
After a lull in class, young Hamish pipes up: " Well I've got on for ya."
Having been caught before with young Hamish's potty mouth, the teacher was reluctant to agree but thought what harm could he do with fascinate.
"Okay, Hamish, what do you have for us?"
"Well Miss, my 16 year old sister has a blouse with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
