Well I've done some research on local nursing home to find myself something suitable for if and when the time comes. Some were sort of okay, some were downright dismal and some were no effin' way.
I haven't set the bar too high and I don't have expectations of palatial accommodation. However, if they don't provide free Viagra or allow orgies in the common room when they are/can be arranged, I'm not going.
Another thing I'd like is weekly trips to the local titty bar.... so we old blokes can see what we're missing... er, wrinkle free ones that aren'y obscuring the belly button or lower. Yeah, an old bloke with a belly button fetish once told me he had to toss his wife's boobs over her shoulders to indulge in his fave pasttime, so yeah, the titty bar idea is a good 'un.
Oh, and a condom machine in the common room with recyclable coins.... for just in case. Well you never know, a 68 y/o woman in Italy got pregnant, and an old bloke wouldn't want child support coming out of his pension, would he.
