Who's that? The Scarlett Pimpernel and his scarlet woman? OR the Redneck Dude and his red-faced woman?
Hey!
My wife does have the reddest hair!
Oh, I just thought she'd have a red face as well... being she's married to a redneck n' all. A very proud redneck, I might add... but still a redneck.
Sorry Jim, no offense! It's just that I can't help but imagine you helping her put the groceries in the car down at the supermarket... and half a mile of butt crack showing out of yer dungarees as yer bending over the trunk.
Shoot, that'd give even me a red face... and I ain't exactly bashful or easily embarrassed. 
