CarGuy1 runs and hides.
You'd betterer!!! The missus is none too happy with you. After seeing you in the audience winking at me, I got a complex and strated over-eating to compensate for my insecurities, and now she's pissed (seeing how trim, taut and terrific I was) that I've put on so much weight it causes earth tremors when I try to dance like that now.
It's not just about the looks and dancing though. Now she's saying I'm lousy in bed....
.... cos it makes me snore and I can't stay on my own side. 
I think you had it slightly wrong...
I'll say he did! But then you couldn't put up the other 'spanking' pic, could you?
Wow Doc, where'd you find that picture of me spanking Zippy the Chimp?
It could have been worse! (See above response)
