Whilst on the subject of poop: a guy walks into a talent scout's office and asks for an audition:
Talent Scout: "OK, so have you got that's so special... and don't be wasting my time with another song and dance routine!"
Guy: "I can sing through my arse!"
With that the talent scout's ears pricked up and he wanted to hear this amazing act, so the guy drops his pants, farts a bit before dropping a steaming hot turd on the talent scout's desk.
Talent Scout: "Oh my God, what d'ya go n' do that for?"
Guy: "Oooops, sorry man....was just clearing my throat.
