I played clarinet for 11 yrs, but haven't touched it since a couple years after high school. Not even sure where it is, but I know I couldn't hold a note, or hardly play it lol.
I also played violin for 4 years.
Taught myself to play two songs on the piano with both hands (but that doesn't really count I suppose).
Now I just play my armpit, and can making a popping sound with my mouth. lol