In order for Santa to get down all those chimneys he'd have to shrink a bit 'cause I think his belly would get in the way. I wonder how he does that.
He doesn't. Well not anymore. With his increased girth nowadays, he sends an elf down the chimney, who then lets him in the front door. Yup, the old bastard is cheating, robbing kids of their childhood dreams of landing on the roof and coming down the chimney. Poor little sods wait all year for that.... and he comes through the front friggin; door.
And who do you complain to? Like does he have a boss with whom you can lodge a complaint?
