I just don't believe you have any vast experience with Windows 8 to properly judge it.
Spencer, this is true of most who say they don't like 8, or that 8 just plain sucks.
I still have 7 installed on 3 rigs, but I use 8.1 99% of the time, have now for around a year now.
I still like 7's GUI, but I prefer 8's quickness, performance, and 8 has several cool features that 7 lacks.
Kona, Spencer said "vast" experience with 8. Now really, if it was so slow for you, and by your own admittance in these forums, you haven't used it very long, due to it's slowness, and your dislike of it, how could you have "vast" experience with it.
That kind of experience comes from using 8, day in, day out, for a good while.
Please try to stop being so argumentative. It serves to make you look bad, man.