I ran out of random complaints.
You need to get out more. I mean, just go down to the mall, you're bound to find someone or something to piss you off. Take a look at the prices on things... that usually does it. Or try a well-to-do department store where the staff are arrogant and think you are below them... that always does it for me.
Then again, you could always stay at home and bitch about having nothing to do and nowhere to go. Oh, sorry, I forgot! You're not one of the now generation who thinks everything comes on a silver platter and is an entitlement. Yeah, you're one of my generation, so you got lots of aches and pains to be complaining about.
You could complain about having no money to spend, but then it comes back to effing bankers and/or toilet paper manufacturers, and that would take the randomness out of it, as seanw3 so aptly reminded us.... which brings me to.....
Talking about bankers has made this thread less random.
Okay, something more random....
I used to enjoy cornflakes... until I discovered that John Harvey Kellogg invented them purely to stop young men from masturbating. Don't believe me? Here's the link... item #4. Yup, John Harvey Kellogg was an anti-masturbation crusader who believed that groping the grissle, tugging the tockley, beating the meat impaired the intellectual process and was responsible for many young pudding pullers ending up in asylums for the insane.
Now I'm not saying that I'm a great wanker or anything, well not any more, a bit long in the tooth these days, but I do feel that my enjoyment of cornflakes has been severely compromised by this revelation. I mean, to learn there is a connection between cornflakes and wanking is quite off-putting, to say the least. Like if you're eating breakfast, the last thing you wanna be thinking about is having a wank... especially if you're late and in a hurry for work/an appointment, etc. Alternatively, if you're having a wank, the last thing you want popping into your mind is cornflakes. No, you want images of Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox in there, dontcha! Nope, the association is not a good one.
Besides, I fail to see how the digestion of cornflakes prevents anyone from engaging in a bit of self 'abuse', as Kellogg termed it. I ate cornflakes throughout my childhood and it never stopped me. In fact, I have several competition trophies for it in my trophy cabinet, so I think Kellogg's theory was seriously flawed and it was just a ruse to get parents, who were wrongly led to believe their kids would suffer mental illness from rampant willy waggling, to buy his [then] new cereal.
Quite frankly, I think Kellogg was barking up the wrong tree! I mean, if cornflakes is a healthy breakfast, and healthy bodies are more functional, then surely the consumption of cornflakes increases the libido and the incidence of 'arousals' requiring 'relief'? Still, the association has been made, and now my enjoyment of cornflakes has been totally and completely ruined. Hmmm, wonder if there's a law suit in there someplace?
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