ALso Google = Big Brother. And just waiting for them to start making games and to suffer publicity in them.

I don't use anything Google, atleast not to my knowledge, but then who knows what evil lurks.

Been saying it for a long time now.... Google wants to know the ins and outs of your cat's arse so it can best target you with pet food ads... Kitty Kat varieties best suited to your feline.

Word has it that Google now wants to get into the waste management industry... and once it own the sewers, your excrement and other bodily waste will be analysed to see what you like to eat and drink, purely for the purpose of targetting you with grocery ads.

This owning the sewers thing is a double edged sword for Google, however, in that its medical care/pharmecueticals division can benefit from the analysis of your excretions.  If you have consipation or diahorrea, Google will know about it... and you will be targetted with ads for IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) treatments and other meds.

Thing is, while this can/could have a positive side - relief for your symptoms - there IS a HUGE downside.  All this data... your personal medical details will be stored in Google memory banks for its search engine.  So much for patient confidentiality... that's gone right out the window.  For example, you ring your boss to say that you won't be in for a few days because of a stomach bug, then he does a Google search and fires you because the test result of your faeces/urine is clear and he's worked out that you're really at the cricket. 

I mean, that's alright if you're an employer (see, more proof that Google is geared to the corporate world, bugger the little people), but workers will suffer, as will cricket and other sporting event attendances.  Yup, crowds/audiences will be down... all thanks to Google.  Can't see sporting venues and/or clubs supporting this latest Google venture, then.

Another thing, Googles bid to rival CNN News will also benefit from this technology.  While other news services would be at a loss as to explain why a certain world leader is behaving erratically, Google News will authoritavely be able to say: "President ******* (name has been edited out to protect the innocent) is behaving erractically this week because he has the shits!"

While this may have its positive side, reliably informing the public and all that, there is also a down side to the dissemination of news gathered from Google's ever invasive, probing, wanting-to-know-it-all technologies.  For example, through its excrement/urine analysis, Google has discovered a wife has been trying to slowly poison her millionaire husband to death, and she gets off scott free because he happens to see it on Google's 6 0'clock news: "Bitch tries to poison wealthy husband", and he dies of a heart attack instead.

And Google claims it isn't/does no evil.

calling in sick to work to go to a baseball/football/sporting event of your choice and getting caught and fired

If Google wants to know so much...we should all just send them a stool sample.

Yeah, I can see it now... millions upon millions of stool sample jars turning up at Google HQ, and the receptionist saying to all the delivery people: "The lab is down this corridor, fourth on the left."

Bit of a twist on 'bringing them down from the inside', but it works for me.

More power to them...as long as they keep their noses out of my business.

They don't have to ber substantiated.... everyone knows Google is evil and only in it for the buck.  Dollars (enough of them) will always over-ride morals, scruples, principles... and it's no secret Google has become exceedingly wealthy off the information and backs of others.

After I smite them I will retreat to my cave.

Oh yes it is!  Google would steal its grandmother's purse and sell it back to her.... empty.

Yes!!!  Off the backs of everybody else's information/business.  In the natural world, such a creature is known as a parasite.

I sure as hell don't want them!!!  They are just a draw-card for people to think Google is 'oh so wonderful'.... while underneath those services are data mining/phoning home with your personal information.

I agree!  Like about a hundred gazillion volts.... to melt down their data banks

I Google  

Just as well that's not THE 'ministry' .... like you go to confession and next thiing yer affair with Mrs. ***** is common internet knowledge.

Combined with the search results detailing yer most intimate medical history (IBS, haemorrhoids and that peculiar rash on yer scrotum), yer life's just not yer own anymore, is it?

Paranoia will get you through times of no enemies better than enemies will get you through times of no paranoia.