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Reply #2676 August 21, 2009 1:58:13 PM
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Bernie Madoff bending over in the shower, eh? Wouldn't that remind you of the movie, "Dark Passage"???
More like Broke Back Mounting.  May have misspelled that.

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Reply #2677 August 21, 2009 9:45:44 PM
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More like Broke Back Mounting.

Isn't that movie about 'alternative' pole dancing??? 

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Reply #2678 August 21, 2009 10:33:21 PM
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Or how about and inverted lap dance

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Reply #2679 August 21, 2009 11:07:18 PM
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Or how about and inverted lap dance

That's the one requiring him to touch his toes and Vaseline, isn't it???

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Reply #2680 August 22, 2009 3:34:10 PM
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 That's the neighbourhood right there.

I bet there's not to much moonwalk dancing over at the

population

 

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Reply #2681 August 22, 2009 10:25:24 PM
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Do you think MJ did the moonwalk hoping he'd back onto a nice long 'pole' ??? 

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Reply #2682 August 22, 2009 10:37:42 PM
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I am willing to say that that would be a 10/4 rubber ducky???

But what are the dead gonna say?

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Reply #2683 August 22, 2009 10:49:27 PM
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That'd be the ones in Hell, right?

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Reply #2684 August 22, 2009 11:02:59 PM
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Hell Yeah!!!

Where else are they gonna meet up with family

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Reply #2685 August 22, 2009 11:21:34 PM
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Would that be on the first floor or in the basement??

Do you think Hell would have a special rewards floor and an early release programme for bad behaviour?

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Reply #2686 August 22, 2009 11:32:10 PM
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Hell is suppose to be none of that. They hold a finite progress....

Isn't that right  And does money work in hell????? You'd think it would, wouldn't you????

 

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Reply #2687 August 23, 2009 10:25:33 PM
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I dunno if money works in Hell, but with all the hookers down there wanting to get paid, you'd think it would, wouldn't you?

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Reply #2688 August 24, 2009 3:26:00 PM
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You would think there would be no solicitation of that kind there

aye    (the happy factor )

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Reply #2689 August 24, 2009 10:41:50 PM
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If there's no hookers soliciting in Hell, do you think they're in Heaven, charging up there instead????

Would you believe I was accosted by a hooker once???

She reckoned it was $100 for straight up... more for 'kinky'.  Would you believe I retorted: "Listen, lady, I only wanna rent, not own it!" ???

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Reply #2690 August 25, 2009 11:24:36 AM
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Maybe heaven is just one hugeness orgasm

Or maybe one big buffet?

Or maybe just one mall after another

Or maybe just one long beach?

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Reply #2691 August 25, 2009 12:15:40 PM
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Maybe heaven is just one hugeness orgasm
Wouldn't heaven last longer than 5 seconds?

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Reply #2692 August 25, 2009 12:59:37 PM
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Maybe heaven is just one hugeness orgasm

If that's the case, then why are so many people just busting to go to Hell?  Unless they just wanna go there to get their fav hookers to take up to share orgasmsd with in Heaven???

Or maybe one big buffet?

Is that why we don't see angels anymore.... they spent too much time at the buffet and got to fat to fly??

Or maybe just one long beach?

If Heaven was just one long beach, wouldn't it rain sand down here???

Wouldn't heaven last longer than 5 seconds?

That long???  Really?? 

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Reply #2693 August 26, 2009 12:03:35 PM
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That long??? Really??
Doesn't it take you that long to get your eyes un-rolled from the back of your head?

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Reply #2694 August 26, 2009 11:15:30 PM
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Doesn't it take you that long to get your eyes un-rolled from the back of your head?

Oh, it takes me much longe than that... the ecstasy of two orgasms annually should be savoured, don't you think???

Now is it normal to make love just twice a year... once for 5 months and once for 7 months???

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Reply #2695 August 27, 2009 11:30:00 AM
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5 minutes: wife, 7 months: self ?

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Reply #2696 August 27, 2009 1:19:55 PM
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Now you wouldn't be saying premature ejaculation isn't a problem, now would ya???

Now what I wanna know is, if it was all over in 2 minutes, would it be possible to get away from the stigma/embarrassment of premature ejaculation by saying "that was last month's lot" ???

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Reply #2697 August 27, 2009 5:26:29 PM
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Isn't the idea that it was good for you any way you go?

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Reply #2698 August 28, 2009 12:43:56 AM
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Did you hear about the hermaphrodite who kept calling out his/her own name during sex???

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Reply #2699 August 28, 2009 10:26:10 AM
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 Does same sex have similar meaning when the back door is mentioned?

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Reply #2700 August 28, 2009 11:46:18 AM
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When the back door is open is it an exit or and enrty??

And if you try to use it as an entry while it is being used as an exit, do you get bowled over in the rush???

 

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