The last article that I posted was kind of "heavy," if you know what I mean. So, I thought that I would share some true but decidely odd stories. I hope that you get a laugh. (Please note that two of the stories relate to sexual attacks, not a humorous topic, but the victims were not harmed. But the stories were on the "odd" side.)
Numero Uno: Fight Breaks Out At Anger Management Class!
Woodlawn High School had a special assembly on anger management. At this assembly, the mother of a student confronted a group of girls who the mother believed had been harrassing her daughter. A fight broke out, quickly spread among the gathered students and the school principle had to summon the police. Two arrests were made, including the mother.
Question: Where do you send those arrested? To an............aw, forget it!
Number Two: What was that address again?[/B]
A California man met the woman of his dreams (well, perhaps fantasies is a better word) at an on line "Rape Fantasy Chat Room." They agreed to meet for purposes of, well, fulfillment. He went to her house and when the woman of his dreams began to struggle, he thought that it was, shall we say, playing coy. It was only after she "attacked his testicles" that he realized that something had gone wrong. He then asked for her on-line name, only to learn that not only had she never visited the chat room, she didn't own a computer. It seems that he went to the wrong house. (Hey, he probably had the IP address right!) He has now pled guilty to burglary in order to have the charges reduced.
I would imagine that some incarceration may give him a whole new perspective on rape.
Last but not least: Never trust a man in an animal suit!
A Walt Disney employee who worked as Tigger has been arrested, accused of fondling a teen-age girl and her mother while posing for pictures with them. Michael Chartrand, 36, allegedly had inappropriate sexual contact while posing for pictures at the Magic Kingdom's Toon Town.
Mr. Chartrand offered that he is dyslexic and sometimes does not know what he is doing. I guess that is the defense to "What part of "No" didn't you understand."
