
[I feel better since I had my coffee.]

[Hint hint, nudge nudge.]

[Yes, I really did brush my teeth.]

[Make it quick, mister dentist!]

[I'm so sedated I can't pull my tongue back in!]

[This post gave me a seizure.]

[Mmmm, boogers!]

[Check out my puppy impresion!]

[I shoulda taken that Metamucil...]

[Come on, Make my day.]

[A bird just dropped a load on my shoulder.]

[I don't like peeling onions.]

[Say hello to my two friends, left fist and right fist.]

[No, I'm not Fonzie.]

[I'm trying to whistle but it won't work.]
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