Welcome back my friends to the only show out here in radio and 'cybero' (can I coin that phrase?) that has tickets to the 2nd Bush innaugaration. My name's Vic Torre, your host, welcoming you again to the show that insist...PUSH FOR BUSH!!! President Bush's dad, George Herbert Walker, promised us the tickets when he was on the show last month and sure enough we received 100 tickets via the non out-sourced USPS this afternoon. We been talkin' 'bout how to give these things away and decided the only fair thing would be to have a contest. The contest is simple. Simply call in and tell us why you believe 'Kerry will ge Krushed' (echo fx), and if we like it, you and a friend are goin' to the ball! You folks out there in 'cybero' can e-mail us and you'll get the same consideration. Because of the 'McCain Feingold Legislation. we must insist that all entries be in English and that ther be no mention of France and Germany; no mention of 'Stolen Valor'; no mention of the "Swift Boat Vets'; no mention of Dan Rather or any of his types can be mentioned in the same sentence with words such as 'coersive', 'cahoots', 'questionable', 'bedfellows', 'caught red handed' etc. & etc.; no mention of the millions of dollars pumped into his campaign by billionaires with personal hated for the president as well as personal agendas; no mention may be made of the 'fear and race baiting' as well as the repeating of false and groundless insinuations by the 'Kerry Krowd' ; nor may you use any information of how the armed forces of the U.S.of A. (the United States of America), one of the only unions around that is not in the dems pocket (or vice-versa...haven't figured it out) that they, the troops, overwhelmingly reject Kerry as their commander in chief, nor may you....what's that? Time for a break it is. Folks, we have to sell some stuff so please bear with us. Listen to these announcements and we'll be right back...
ANNOUNCER: With the election just around the corner and the year nearing its end people are asking themselves, "Who am I voting for in the next presidential election..just 4 years away?" That's a good question. President Bush has written a new book on this question and it will be on the counters next week. "IF FDR GOT THREE...WHY NOT ME" is a book that will surely be a classic. Here at WBSH we've been lucky enough to get 100 of this brand new book and you could be one of the lucky listeners to be the first on your block to own it. If you live in a 'swing state' and can 'fake the flu'..you could win! It's that easy! Simply go to heavily demcratic-populated polling places and hang-out all day next Tuesday 'fakin' the flu'. We've hired lawyers and others to monitor and 'assist you' and you'll be eligible....fade...."
