Never. Then I'd be called a happy crab instead of a ...Old Crab.
And we can't have that, can we!!! Wouldn't want anyone getting the wrong idea, hey!
Oi, people...Old Crab's the sort of bloke who, if he gets out of the right side of the bed in the morning, will deliberately stub his toe and wear a size too small shoe just so he can be grumpy all day.
And yes, you old bugger, I meant to rub you up the wrong way and stir your ire...can't have any more poor sods like Tycus being lulled into a false sense of security with a few cleverly placed smilies.
