Quoting starkers, reply 5I'm not worried, with supplies still healthy in Canberra and other state capitals, there'll be no shortage here. Yup, there's several parliamentary buildings full of pigs, so we'll be right here in Oz.
Better be careful that meat may already be tainted
Yeah, probably... but not as bad as bankers. Now you wouldn't put one of those in your mouth, no matter how well it'd been cooked. They say that zapping things in the microwave can kill off bacteria and germs, which might make politician meat safer, perhaps, but I wouldn't like to take my chances with a banker.
Well. there is always Mcdonalds, nothing like a horse burger.
I hear Brony burgers are quite tasty, also... providing you've got enough ketchup on 'em to disguise the artificial rainbow colouring.