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Uvah
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Want to collect a $370 million dollar reward.

This was too good to pass up lol

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August 15, 2012 5:47:32 AM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

RnD will love this one.  

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Reply #1 August 15, 2012 6:16:28 AM
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Don't know why you think that, Uvah. Jim has running water...

 

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Reply #2 August 15, 2012 7:41:28 AM
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You know your a Redneck when you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.... 

You know your a Redneck when a state trooper asks you if you have any I.D.   And you say, bout what?   

 

(good thing there aren't any French jokes out there.)

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Reply #3 August 15, 2012 9:21:00 AM
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The toilet of the future must be able to operate without running water, electricity or a septic system

Sounds like Jim's outhouse to me.

It also collects energy, although no safe method has been found to extract the methane.

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Reply #4 August 15, 2012 11:20:43 AM
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mhh a new toilet huh - ty for the link Uvah faved it and will watch how it goes on

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Reply #5 August 15, 2012 12:08:21 PM
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reply 1
Jim has running water...

That's not the only thing I have running....

 

 

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Reply #6 August 15, 2012 12:09:33 PM
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You know your a Redneck

You might be a redneck if you do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'....

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Reply #7 August 15, 2012 12:11:57 PM
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‘Toilet Of The Future’

 

 

Ok, let me get this straight.....in order to keep our current world clean, we're sending our shit into the future?  

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Reply #8 August 15, 2012 12:13:17 PM
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The toilet of the future must be able to operate without running water, electricity or a septic system, the competition stipulates.

Well, that's an easy one: Dig a hole, take a dump, cover hole.

You're welcome.

I'll take the price money in Nickels, please, thank you.

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Reply #9 August 15, 2012 12:13:46 PM
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Quoting IROKONESS,
reply 2
(good thing there aren't any French jokes out there.)

 

I'm betting there is a French joke or two out there....somewhere....

 

Quoting Snowman,
reply 6
Quoting IROKONESS, reply 2You know your a Redneck

You might be a redneck if you do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'....

 

Good one Snowy.

 

 

 

 

 

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Reply #10 August 15, 2012 12:14:42 PM
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I'll take the price money in Nickels, please, thank you.

 

Price money?       

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Reply #11 August 15, 2012 12:24:59 PM
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Redneck Airbag

 

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Reply #12 August 15, 2012 12:28:07 PM
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Actual picture before Photoshop.

 

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Reply #13 August 15, 2012 12:35:12 PM
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Redneck Airbag



 

 

More like REDNECK AIRBAGS!!!!

 

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Reply #14 August 15, 2012 12:43:09 PM
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Quoting RedneckDude,
reply 10

Quoting Snowman, reply 8I'll take the price money in Nickels, please, thank you.

 

Price money?       

Ok then... the 'reward'....

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Reply #15 August 15, 2012 1:19:05 PM
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Lets see......0.05 into 370,000,000.00................

That's a lot of nickels for a porcelain commode. Wonder where he's gonna put it all.

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Reply #16 August 15, 2012 2:21:44 PM
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Captain's Log, stardate 120815.8.

Beamed down for a crap.

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Reply #17 August 15, 2012 3:35:48 PM
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Quoting Snowman,
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'your' and 'you're'.

You might be a redneck if your thinking the French Riviera is a foreign car.  

 

 

Your and to.. always

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Reply #18 August 15, 2012 4:35:56 PM
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You might be a redneck if your thinking the French Riviera is a foreign car.  

You are a redneck when you're referring to my thinking.....

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Reply #19 August 15, 2012 4:38:23 PM
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Who knew. Google has everything.

How can anyone flush without water.. I wish them luck!

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Reply #20 August 15, 2012 4:57:56 PM
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P U !

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