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Life is like ...

October 5, 2009 5:02:53 PM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

Thought we would have a little fun seeing what "Life is like..." Forrest Gump type quotes everyone could come up with!

Let's get started!

Life is like a bowl of cherries, some are sweet, some are sour, but mostly it's just the pits...

or

Life is like eating a few prunes... after a while everything just turns to [BLEEP]...

I thought those up a few years ago, let's see what the community can come up with. 

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Reply #1 October 5, 2009 8:49:59 PM
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Life is like an OS... as soon as you think your getting a better one.. along comes another crap one !

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Reply #2 October 5, 2009 8:59:57 PM
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Life is like a sexually transmitted disease with a mortality rate of one hundred percent.

 

*edit...to conform with the OP. It's still true that while life is simple, it's not easy.

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Reply #3 October 5, 2009 9:07:42 PM
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Life is like a box of leeches. It $ucks, a lot!

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Reply #4 October 5, 2009 9:08:53 PM
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Life is like an onion...you peel it one layer at a time, and you often shed tears.

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Reply #5 October 5, 2009 9:20:17 PM
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Life is like a towering obelisk until you get halfway through, then everything goes limp

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Reply #6 October 5, 2009 9:28:56 PM
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Life is like a towering obelisk until you get halfway through, then everything goes limp and its all the fault of those damnable bankers !! 

 

 

 

 

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Reply #7 October 5, 2009 9:31:47 PM
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Life is like the end of the world when your left all alone to finish it.

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Reply #8 October 5, 2009 9:49:18 PM
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

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Reply #9 October 5, 2009 10:29:02 PM
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Life is like a towering obelisk until you get halfway through, then everything goes limp

 

 

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Reply #10 October 5, 2009 10:30:50 PM
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

 

I really like that one too! 

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Reply #11 October 5, 2009 10:32:31 PM
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Quoting LightStar,
reply 10

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.


 

I really like that one too! 

And sometimes you get s_it on!!! 

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Reply #12 October 5, 2009 10:34:57 PM
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sometimes getting sat on ain't so bad Jimster..

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Reply #13 October 5, 2009 10:39:02 PM
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Quoting vStyler,
reply 12
sometimes getting sat on ain't so bad Jimster..

I agree.....but what I said is usually crappy as hell...lol.

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Reply #14 October 5, 2009 11:15:57 PM
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and its all the fault of those damnable bankers !!

I knew there was another reason I don't like bankers... you struggle to build a roof over your head - it is a wonderful erection - then they pull the mortgage plug.

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Reply #15 October 5, 2009 11:19:35 PM
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Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

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Reply #16 October 5, 2009 11:21:58 PM
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Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

 

Much more and I'm gonna have painters elbow

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Reply #17 October 6, 2009 12:39:04 AM
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Life is like a mirror....you're not always happy with what it throws backatcha.....

something to reflect on....

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Reply #18 October 6, 2009 12:58:44 AM
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Life is like a toilet... sometimes you feel bright like the shiny porcelain, and others you just feel flushed. 

I feel a bit that way today... hope I'm not coming down with something.  Fingers crossed.

Quoting vStyler,
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Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
 

Much more and I'm gonna have painters elbow

You need to cut back a bit there. With cramp as well you're not gonna be able to skin at all.

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Reply #19 October 6, 2009 1:44:32 AM
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Life is like a s**t sandwich. The more bread you have,the less s**t you have to taste.

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Reply #20 October 6, 2009 2:49:33 AM
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Life is like a box of chocolates - you have to eat them all as fast as you can before anyone else gets one...

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Reply #21 October 6, 2009 6:32:07 AM
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Quoting sydneysiders,
reply 17
Life is like a mirror....you're not always happy with what it throws backatcha.....

something to reflect on....

Life is ...like.... what you make of it.

Life is like the X Files....weird and wonderful.

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Reply #22 October 6, 2009 6:44:19 AM
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Life is like the very first cup of your favorite coffee in the a.m.....when its done so are the ooohs and ahhhs.

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Reply #23 October 6, 2009 7:34:12 AM
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Quoting Uvah,
reply 22
Life is like the very first cup of your favorite coffee in the a.m.....when its done so are the ooohs and ahhhs.

Maybe....maybe not. [music playing: Theme from The X-Files]

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Reply #24 October 6, 2009 7:48:05 AM
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Life is like a sewer.

What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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Reply #25 October 6, 2009 7:49:53 AM
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Life is like a sewer.

What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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