if you're taking the boat out this weekend on the long weekend Billie Holliday...don't forget to check the Paul Anka...
don't forget to have plenty of loo paper next to the Brad Pitt...and any problems call in Christopher Plummer....he might also need to check the Omar Showeriff...
and after you've given the dog a Bono...check him for some Raymond Burrs....take him for a Christopher Walkin....then you can sit down on the Peter O'Stool and sip a nice Matthew Perrier while the Walter Pidgeons in the oven in a nice Jack Lemmon sauce...
..and at the end of the Doris Day...when you've Cher'd a few too many Minnie Screw Drivers...had a little Chuck Mangione......and you're feeling a little Alan Older... don't forget to put your Judi Dentures in a glass on the nightstand next to your Johnny Cash...that you've set aside to pay the Ava Gardener
