You sure it ain't Shaunna doin' the chasin'? After all she did have that iron skillet in hand. did I just hear a loud clang?

Clang of a street car maybe?

There are street cars here? Wow.

Was a street car named Desire a mobile bordello...  or was it so named after the driver's first wife?

Stella was the driver? 

Was D'Oro her side-kick?

Or Thelma?

or Louise?

Or twice around the park Geeves?

And can we feed the ducks?

Did anyone bring a frisbee?

A frisbee?  Do ducks play frisbee?

I cannot find ducks playing frisbees anywhere.

But, we can feed them.  Did anyone bring the fries?

And after the picnic can we play leap frog?

Leap frog?  Cheez whiz, that would be a negative starkers. Maybe some sumo wrestling?

Can I bring the popcorn? I like to see rollie-polies doin' their thing.

Would this wrestling be better seen in mud or jelly??? 

(jello to those colonials whose dictionary stuffed it up)

I like jello.

If you like jello that much, would you consume it after a bout between 2 buxom belles vying for the world title?

Can I jump in and join them and will you still be on the bottom of the buxom belle with the pasties on?

Now tell me, those pasties, are they something the girls whipped up on cool evenings to save getting your eye poked out??

did you find out by turning the corner and getting poked with one?

Could I have been temporarily dazzled by the headlights?

Did they go all sparkly?

So, you were perving at the same headlights as I was???