Ok, the Jury is back in... would the defendant please rise!
Foreman of the jury, have you reach a decision in the matter of the Commonwealth against kittymalone, case 9980799, and if so, how do you find?
Your Honour, we the jury find the defendant guilty on all charges and recommend she serve a life sentence.
A life sentence? Don't you think that's a bit harsh?
No your Honour, the punishment should fit the crime!
In that case, kittymalone, you have been found guilty of posting fattening (but delicious) recipes on the internet, thus coaxing an already overweight person to over-indulge in a gorgeous and most scrumptious dessert, and I sentence you to life on the Wincustomize forums to deliver more of the same... sweet and succulent dessert recipes fit for a king.