"bowel-loosening attraction" ....pity the poor sucker who goes second....
That reminds me of the first time I went to the Brisbane Show [The EKKA as it's known in Queensland]. I refuse to ride on such contrivances so my sister went on this hellish ride with my then girlfriend.... BIG mistake! Something was bound to go up [apart from the ride itself] after a feed of hotdogs, ice creams and coke, etc.... and sure enough, it did. Being they were first in the queue for that particular ride, all to the rear of them copped a spray of the EKKa's unfinest cuisine from the pair of them as the ride spun frantically up and down, round and round.
I only ever went a second time... and only because my then missus blackmailed me with... uh, never mind. 
From then on I point blank refused to go... regardles of the threatened consequences. Firstly, it costs way too much and I hate standing in queues just to be ripped off at the other end; secondly, I don't/won't go on the stupid rides anyway; thirdly, I don't give a fech which livestock animal wins the blue ribbon; fourthly, the food is crap and I'd rather eat at home for an 16th of the price. There's probably a multitude of other reasons, but these days my excuse is that I'm too old and wouldn't be able to keep up [with the young uns]
Quoting Jafo, reply 8Biggest plus....elevating the mean IQ as the morons are 'culled'...
There would be a whole lot of villages short an idiot or two.
We have a lot of those here in Oz... idiotless villages. Yup, the idiots they had ventured forth and migrated to parliament house in Canberra.
