It offends me. I don't like bland...
Doesn't offend me cos I don't give a rat's what MS uses as a low go. So long as it's not emblazoned across my tee shirt, sewn into my socks or plastered on a label in my undies that the dry cleaner can see, I just don't care. Oh, and I don't wanna see it on/in skins... period.
Other than that, if Kleenex put it on tissues or TP, I'd happily blow my nose/wipe my arse on it... so long as there were the full 240 sheets to a roll, tissues to a box [180 sheets for the same price as 240 these days, is a fucken insult] However, if Good-O made doggie treats out of it I dunno if I'd give 'em to my dog. Apart from the horrible colors probably making him sick, the sharp corners on those squares could damage his intestinal tract. So yeah, it belongs in some places but not others.
No doubt we'll see it on TV over the coming months and beyond, in newspapers, magazines and on billboards too, but out of sight would please me just as well. However, and there's always one of those, isn't there, if its creators and the people at Microsoft are proud of this lowgo, then they should have it tattooed across their foreheads so we know exactly who's responsible for the monumental cock-up.
Yeah, I'm in on of those offensive moods, so here ya go Jafo, me old china....
Band, bland bland, bland bland, bland bland bland bland, bland.... bland diddy bland, bland bland, bland.... BLAND
and even after all that I still wasn't as offensive as MS, must be losing my touch