Don't worry folks! BP is sending their brightest minds to Stardock to help with the contaminated pigeons.
Hey....no "Top Kill" here, please! And no "Junk Shot" either.
If BP sends their brightest minds over, the average I.Q. will drop about 120 points...so thanks, but no thanks.
*doc wonders whether Zubaz was wearing a striped "Top Hat" yesterday?
Has the coffee stained anything yet? How much will it cost to get the stains out and will they pay?
Why not? They have lots of "StarBUCKS" (nyuk).