BREAKING NEWS: From Washington DC
Dateline: Today
Today, President Barak Obama, in celebration of his Obamacare victory, has announced his new stimulus package in wake of the hugely successful ‘Cash For Clunkers’ program.
Starting today, the new program ‘Economic Relief For The Elderly’, will enhance the lives of the entire population. Each family will receive $ 10,000 for every elderly family member that they recycle. Details of drop off locations will be announced in the coming days. The program will be available to all families, citizens and illegals alike. ** Certain restrictions do apply. **
President Obama said, “This incentive is to help our country with the burdening costs of Health Care. By deporting our elderly population to various struggling countries, we can help those countries by adding to their populations. This will replace millions of people who have left those countries to become our illegal aliens or who have lost their lives as terrorist attackers.”
Congress overwhelmingly showed support for the President’s announcement with a majority vote for the Bill.
** The President and members of Congress are exempt from being recycled by their family members.
