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RedneckDude
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Reply #26 June 15, 2009 10:55:25 PM
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Question:              If the big quake hits the san andreas fault, and California goes into the ocean, why is it that all the gay men will be the first out of town?

 

Answer:     They've already got their s!it packed!!!  

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Reply #27 June 15, 2009 10:56:16 PM
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That one may be shot down by the mods? Nah, we are adults telling jokes, right?  

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Reply #28 June 15, 2009 11:22:10 PM
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Did you hear about the Gay burglers?

 

Thsy break into houses and re-decorate!

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Reply #29 June 16, 2009 6:36:16 AM
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What's the last thing you take off before going to bed?

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Reply #30 June 16, 2009 1:04:41 PM
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My underwear?       

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Reply #31 June 16, 2009 3:10:32 PM
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Nope...try again

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Reply #32 June 16, 2009 3:12:56 PM
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Your feet off the floor?

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Reply #33 June 16, 2009 3:40:34 PM
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You cheated...you're not supposed to peek. I pulled that one on a few friends awhile back and it took them the better part of a day to figure it out. You get a lollipop.

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Reply #34 June 16, 2009 4:00:39 PM
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My underwear?

TMI. eeew!

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Reply #35 June 16, 2009 7:47:21 PM
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OK, here's a little brain teaser: using only 5 straight lines write what 99% of the world was fed on.

Back in the day we used to get respondants to use 5 matchsticks I I I I I .... but here the keyboard will suffice.

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Reply #36 June 16, 2009 9:11:25 PM
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A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.
What time is it?

 

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Reply #37 June 19, 2009 1:18:56 PM
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time to wake up.. no man with children has that kind of spare cash layin around..

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Reply #38 June 19, 2009 2:56:51 PM
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Unless he's really really rich.

What's crinkly, black, light brown and read all over. Hint hint...it's very old.

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Reply #39 June 19, 2009 3:36:08 PM
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Quoting Bichur,
reply 11
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A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.
What time is it?

 

Time to ask for a raise in allowance!

What's crinkly, black, light brown and read all over. Hint hint...it's very old.

Old newspaper?

Riddle:

How can you arrange four ordinary wineglasses on an ordinary table so that "foot" (center of the bottom of the stem) of each is the same distance from all the others? 

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Reply #40 June 19, 2009 3:45:47 PM
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Back issues of Pharoh's Playmate. Ok that wasn't all that great.

Touch the bases together?

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Reply #41 June 19, 2009 4:03:17 PM
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nope. that would make a square and the distance between opposite corners would be greater than the adjacent.

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Reply #42 June 19, 2009 4:12:34 PM
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Riddle:

How can you arrange four ordinary wineglasses on an ordinary table so that "foot" (center of the bottom of the stem) of each is the same distance from all the others?

Stack them....duh!!  

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Reply #43 June 19, 2009 4:15:12 PM
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A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.

What time is it?

ten to one

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Reply #44 June 19, 2009 6:07:09 PM
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Quoting RedneckDude,
reply 17
Riddle:

How can you arrange four ordinary wineglasses on an ordinary table so that "foot" (center of the bottom of the stem) of each is the same distance from all the others?

Stack them....duh!!  

better....but still a bit far...

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Reply #45 June 19, 2009 8:33:05 PM
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Nope!  Close but no cigar.

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.
What time is it?

5.00am, and time to fetch dad's morning paper?

What's crinkly, black, light brown and read all over. Hint hint...it's very old.

Um, your birth certificate???

 

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Reply #46 June 19, 2009 9:06:10 PM
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as in using 5 straight lines for ' tit '

 

if your reference to no cigar if freudian, than I don't want to know

 

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.

What time is it?

Time to ask for a raise in allowance!

ten to one

5.00am, and time to fetch dad's morning paper?

 

1:45

 " a quarter to two "

 

 

 

 

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Reply #47 June 19, 2009 9:41:51 PM
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How can you arrange four ordinary wineglasses on an ordinary table so that "foot" (center of the bottom of the stem) of each is the same distance from all the others?

 

Place the first three in an equilateral triangle so that the foot of each is the same distance from the others as the height of a wineglass. Then place the fourth wineglass in the middle of the triangle, upside down.

 

 

When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

 

what it is?

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Reply #48 June 19, 2009 11:21:19 PM
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as in using 5 straight lines for ' tit '

Ah, I think we got it!  It's  just that I recall the straight lines being arranged to form capital letters = TiT.

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Reply #49 June 19, 2009 11:24:50 PM
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Correct!

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Reply #50 June 20, 2009 12:20:09 AM
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When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

 

what it is?

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