How's that worse? Lets see, I can fling poo and get away with it, play with...um, bananas right in front of people who actually pay money to see me, hang upside down in trees etc. etc.
Whenever I see this sort of thing it always reminds me of the Sunday Paper news headlines a few years ago when I was growing up in England: "That Ape Widdled on Me!" Of course, we all know that's not exactly what he said... but 'News Of The World' editors thought they had better clean it up some....
HRH Prince Phillip (nototious for a bit of colouful language) was opening the new chimp enclosure at London Zoo when the call of nature suddenly overwhelmed the chimp to relieve himself on HRH. 
At the time I thought: "WOW, what a great time and place to take a leak!"... being that I was a lowly peasant and couldn't afford to stand outside London Zoo, much less go in.
The following month, however, thanks to my school organising a trip on the cheap, I did manage to get there... and the idea was to give the chimp a medal for his 'royal disservice, but I wasn't quite sure where to pin it.
biped chump just got his poo sandwich
I've heard the first bite is always the worst... that the thicker the bread the less you notice the..... 
