If I'm gonna fall off the wagon after 22 yrs, it's gotta be absinthe.
If you're gonna fall off the wagon after 22 years you're bloody mad....it's an awful thud when you hit the ground.

I've only been on it 6 - going on 7 years and I sure notice just how much more cash I have at my disposal through abstinence....not to mention being a better person for it.
Coming up for 6 months since I quit the smokes as well....now who ever heard of a pirate that don't drink or smoke....aw gawd, I'm an anomaly, an anomaly I tells yer...I ain't never gonna live it down at the next pirate school reunion.