A prisoner escapes from prison, where he's been locked up for 15 years. Breaking into a house for money and guns, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties the man to a chair, while trying the homeowner's wife to the bed. The convict kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife; "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw he he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey, I love you so!"
His wife4 responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we hade any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. "Be strong honey. I love you, toooo."