Simplified EULA for Sed. Consider it your birthday present from MS.
Our software (aka crap) may destroy your computer, lose your most important documents, drive you to violence against others and/or yourself. You can complain, and you'll probably be justified, but we may not even answer you and won't do anything to rectify the situation or compensate you. On the off chance our software is actually fairly good or even excellent, count on us discontinuing it just when it has been perfected, replacing it with a total piece of new crap. We guarantee no security for your intellectual and/or financial secrets, and we will track you on the internet and read your communications, and sell any information we glean.
Like it or not, we own you and your computer. Agree, or disagree and you can't use our crappy OS.