At least your sense of humor hasn't been damaged. You're still ornery as hell.
Life would be completely miserable with humour, a joke or three to brighten up the day
Speaking of impairments n' such, I paid a visit to tha Twistid Sister to see how tha crew were doing in my absence. The first night were orright and us 'ad a few rums as nightcaps.
Well it were tha next morn when it all went guts up. Normally, bein' as I don't see so well out o' me right eye, that's whar I puts me patch Not this day tho..... silly bugger, goes n' puts it o'er me left eye afore doin' me inspection. Big mistake!!!!!
I puts me 'ands out in front of I so's not ta bump inta anyfing, an' shure enuff, I did. Bumped inta tha Missun, didn' I.
No, No, not tha mizzen mast, tha Bosun's tha Missus. Well that be wot that crew calls 'er.
Now cos I 'ad me 'ands out in front of I tha collision weren't too bad, bur her still turned around n' abused I anyhow. Her Reckoned: "Ye done it on purpose so's ye could fondle 'me tits." she did.
I did no such thing an' I told her: " If'n I wanted ta fondle yer tits I'd 'ave lifted yer top t' make shure they wos yours, bein' I can 'ardly see n' all."
She ne'er said anuvver word after I set them cats among tha pigeons.
On another note, I had a much better day today. I managed to pack 17 crates of stuff we won't need until we move. I'm feeling it a bit now but I am pleased with my efforts, the fact that I had no mishaps.
Hopefully tomorrow is as good.