So there's these four doctors having a bragging session at an international conference.
The first, an Israeli doctor, says: "Our surgical skills in Israel are so good and cutting edge that we took the testicles from one man who no longer needed them and successfully placed them in working condition into the scrotum of another. Six weeks later he was looking for work."
"That's nothing," says the German doctor: " Our surgical skills are so cutting edge and good that we took half a heart from one man and put it in the chest of another. Four weeks later he was looking for work."
Next up a Russian doctor, not to be outdone, says: " You think that's good; we took half a brain from one man and placed it in the head of another. two weeks later he was looking for work."
Then the Aussie doctor chimes in: "Well in Australia we have a man with no balls, no heart and no brain. 8 months ago he was elected prime minister. Since then everybody's looking for work."