C'mon people let's keep this game going. We could also do with some new players with fresh ideas.
Look, I'll do the last one here, but still feel free to do your own take on it as well.....
When redneckdude learned that Bessie wanted have a night on the tiles in town, he dressed her in a sleek looking black dress and hired a stretch limo to save her walking too far in her high heels.
Okay, let's spice it up a bit......
When BigDogBigFeet went to the massage parlour for a 'touch-up', and saw the hole in the table for his face while face down, he asked the masseuse if she had another table with a hole for his blank.... just in case he got a blank.