Regardless of accuracy, that's a pretty fine piece of text! I'll have to save a copy for when I inevitably seize power.
Seize power my arse!!!! I have a stronger case to the British throne than you's all because I actually saw the Queen once and met Prince Charles at Dartmouth [the original Dartmouth in Devon England... not the fake one over the Atlantic] Naval College.
Wot's more, I've seen Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle and the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London, so I am considerably more familiar with the throne, its responsibilities and its realm.... so there!!!!
Furthermore, to consolidate my claim against usurpers from former colonies, I have no trouble speaking with a plum in my mouth and my favourite British TV show is Spitting Images.
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