Hey Jim, hope you left that mask on after Halloween.... given it's a huge improvement on the original... er, real thing. 
Nah, seriously, you're better lookin' than Donald Trump.... JUST! Yup, that 'man' has a head on him like a bucketful of bollocks.
BTW, I used the word "man" very loosely, given Trump's penchant for being disrespectful to women, minority groups AND others.
Q: So, what's the difference between a bucket of sh!t and the Donald?
A: The bucket
Anyway, back to the masks!
Q: How do you tell when Jim Dillard is wearing a mask?
A: You don't! 
Nah, really, you take a look at his mugshot and take a wild guess at which is the genuine article. 
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Seriously, even the cops trying to get the mugshot were confused: "Sir, do you wear that Halloween mask all-year-round?" 
Anyway, peeps, don't take too much notice of me today... I'm just in one of those moods. 
