Starkers...there's nothing older than the big bang. End of discussion
Yes there is! And you were there.... handing out laxatives to constipated angels.
And pink maybe be my colour on days that begin with P, but it suits you better every day.
In fact, I'll bet you're wearing your fave pair of frilly pink undies right now... and your lacy black suspender belt and black stockings.
Truth is, however, you're so old that you taught Methuselah's 900 y/o great, great grandpappy how to cross-dress in style when he was just a lad.