starkers is so old, his back goes out more than he does....
You don't know how true that is.... bastard went out twice yesterday and left me here all alone while it was having a good time.
And another thing! If I'm thinking about a little bit of nookie, it gives a me an almighty twinge and says "oh no yer don't.".
It's no fun having a crook back. The nurse said the other day: "Orright, bend over and touch your toes.".... I couldn't even reach me knees.
Not only that, it can get yer into trouble. Was in line to pay at the register one day and put my back out picking up a dollar coin I'd dropped. I couldn't straighten up, and when the woman in front of me stepped back slightly, and my nose touched he bottom, she hit me with her brolly and called me a dirty old man. Now that may be true, but honestly, I didn't deserve it that time.
Ya know, Doc is so old he has to update his insurance and have a full medical when he passes GO in Monopoly. And when he plays hide and go pee down at the nursing home, they usually have to organise a search party, it takes him that long to 'tinkle'
And Jafo's so old, God asked him to proof read the Ten Commandments before handing them down to Moses.