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*Hamish was browsing in a book store
“Do you have a book called,
‘ – the Master of the House’?*
*Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 2nd floor.”*
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*Someone asked Hamish: “Even after 50 years,
you still call your wife –
Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?*
*Hamish: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask*
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* : I said I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day.*
*Hamish:replied I too wish that you were a newspaper,
so I could have a new one every day!*
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*Hamish says – “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing – “today is a fine day.”
Finally after a week, I asked Hamish “since last week, you are
saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. Whats the matter?”*
*Hamish: “Last week when we had an argument,
you said, I will leave you one fine day.
I was just trying to remind you."*