Nah, me, well I take the tweezers and some black pepper to coax willy out. Yup, I have the tweezers at the ready, and when it sneezes....
Well you get the picture.
Hehe, which reminds me! I have a sign above the toilet which says, among other things: "Guys please stand closer - It may be shorter than you think."
Another one was way up over the urinal at a place I once worked. It said: "What are you looking up here for... you that ashamed of it?"
"Oh, and PS, your shoes are getting wet."
And no, I didn't write it. In fact, I wish that I'd have thought of it. No, like my sign in my loo, it was a little wooden plaque that you can buy in novelty shops... which now makes me think! Was the person who bought it for me trying to tell me something?