I could tell ya how old he is but it'll cost ya!
I'm flat broke and I hear ya don't take bottle tops. However, I asked Methuselah and got a fairly close figure.... tho he said he's not 100% sure cos RND was running around before he was a lad.
As fer taking a dump on the porch, ALMonty, PLEASE don't encourage him. Last time he behaved like a bear and took one in the woods, all the forest animals stampeded in the opposite direction and the forest rangers thought there might have been a forest fire deep down in the woods.
They ended up calling the bush fire service when in actual fact it should have been HAZMAT.
BTW, that pic looks more like Wiz than RND. In fact, that's him!!!! I recognise the mole on his right kneecap.
Anyhow, Jim, here's hoping your birthday is a great one and that there are many, many more.
Happy Birthday, Jim. ... and some ... and a few more ter wash 'em down wiv.