Don't listen to DaveBax. You're totally screwed. Forever.
The Mods write everything down...and if they miss something Jafo has an eidetic memory and the biggest effing pc in Australia. He stores everything on it since Jesus played with carpenter's blocks, anyway.
Yep. You'll never be promoted and you'll probably die a virgin, to boot.
And even if Jafo misses one, I.D. has everything you've ever done or thought indexed and cross referenced. Hell, the NSA and Snowden go to him for stuff.
Not much chance for you, pard...and more's the pity. You might as well sign all your finances over to me (without the debt and student loans, thank you) at 1-800-BUX-4DOC.
I'll see if I (the lone wizop) can get it all smoothed over for you.
See how good I can be?