Quoting Dawebmassa2, reply 145
Damn it I demand my own thread due to the following reasons;
1. I'm better looking than Hippy
B. I have all my teeth (I know cuz I just saw them in the jar)
III. My hair is shorter (Okay okay so I'm going bald! Sheesh)
4. I don't do drugs (Unless you consider testosterone boosters, blood pressure meds, Zoloft and Geritol "drugs")
e. I'll whine, cry and throw old-man temper tantrums until I do
v. The only reason I came back is cuz Snoman promised I would get one
1. Everybody's better looking than Hippy.
B. Bite me.......
III. If you don't have hair, how can you tell what length it is?
4. Maybe you should. (Just like old times)
e. No change there then!
v. Snowman promised to love me forever....... 'Nuff said......
1. You are only because of the facelift... but one day you're gonna have to undo that tight pony tail behind yer ears. Remember that.
B. That would be unwise... he hasn't had a recent tetanus shot cos it interferes with his 'testosterone boosters' AKA Viagra.
III. And thinking of hair, which I do, Ashley and Martin still want you to do that TV ad showing off your brand new hair implants.
4. Now, now, don't encourage the bloke like that... he has a hard enough time remembering who you are as it is.
e. Aw c'mon, give the bloke a bit of credit. He only throws old-man-tantrums these days when whipper snappers remind him he is balding.
v. You can't blame Snowman for that... if you hadn't two-timed him with Fuzzy, all would still be well in the love department.
Hehe, just couldn't help myself, Bry, what with your picking on an old-new member like that, but not to worry, we still luvs ya.