Quoting starkers, reply 14That'd be right, puff out yer chest and get all manly while yer the other side of the screen. Feching typical of a once welcomed participant who's become a lurker because it's so much easier to squeeze the pimples on his arse when using both hands. and what's more, where do you get off criticising Australian public transport like that? Have you been on it recently? No, of course not, you haven't got a bruised shin.
And the thing that most annoyed me about you was your repeated attempts to impersonate Dr House, when in fact the TV personality you most resemble is Bugs Bunny. Oh, and leave my feching hate out of it. You have no right or business to even mention it, not when the vacuous space between your ears would suck any hat up your nostrils quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
As for China being 'down under long before I wandered the outback, which I think is a particularly cruel comment when it is well known that i can no longer throw a boomerang due to tendonitis in my tongue, I'll have you know that it was 'down under' long before you were 'up over' as well, and if you want to go all historical here, let me remind you that it was you, in fact, who royally sucked goose eggs well before doc raised the issue of your being an all-day-sucker. So get off yer high horse and try something lower so's you can have both feet touch the ground for once.
Oh, and before I go, stop using big words like synopsis. it clashes with your mascara and doesn't compliment your choice of lingerie.
You back again? And so soon, too. Might as well make yourself useful while you're here, then. Okay, so go to the broom closet, and be sure to behave while in there - don't keep your hands to yourself, if you know what I mean, and collect yourself a feather duster. I then want you to go forth and visit the married women of WC, lift their right arms, shake the feather duster in the armpit vigorously, and ask: "Have you ever been tickled, missus?"
Fail to complete this very simple task and you shall henceforth be excommunicated from the Order of Exasperated Wingnuts and be cast forever into the void of Algernon the Great's kingdom of Minor Babylon the 3rd.