A jet is flying along when suddenly it loses two engines, they throw everything off that isn't nailed down but still they drop. The pilot gets on the intercom and asks for volunteers to jump to save everyone else. A Englishman jumps up and yells, "God save the Queen" and jumps. A Frenchman jumps up and yells "Viva La France" and he jumps. A Texan gets up and yells "Remember the Alamo" and throws off a Mexican.
Your a brave man DP! Or is it a new med?
Not bad, the joke, haven't tried the med.
If a jet has more than 2 engines to lose it will still land 'ok'.
If a jet has ONLY 2 engines and has lost both/all no amount of throwing things out will help...
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