Despite being in his thirties my arse. I'm 60 next month and I'd still deposit surprise packages on doorsteps if could run the f**k away.
But then again, one of them motorised wheelchairs might be just the thing.... I got a mate who likes to soup up cars, bikes, mowers and things.
Hehe, I can see me in one of those... doing burnouts and wheelies, and the cops, no hope of catching me.